Or Maybe the Alvin Greene.  Rounding up the Republican Party candidates for Russ Feingold's seat is this - um -- dark horse candidate, Ernest J. Pagels Jr.  We know next to nothing about him except that he seems to have a penchant for being in court, either voluntarily or otherwise.  No web site, no visibility much of anywhere except for this mysterioso spot that has apparently been running in Milwaukee -- please excuse the 3rd-generation YouTube-ishness of this (and the Subway ad - it adds an extra surrealistic quality) but - it has to be seen to be believed.

H/T to Wonkette, Illusory Tenant, and the other gazillion people who have clogged up my inbox with this today.  To all the folks at the Feingold Campaign -- finally a candidate with the guts to stand up against equality, freedom, and reality.