The Nuts Dynasty Grows
Much has been said recently about the successful polling results for Deez Nuts - a mythical candidate for president who has been out-polling many actual human beings in the North Carolina primary.
What is less well known is that many of the other candidates are planning to climb on what has been described as the "Nuts bandwagon" after Deez Nuts polled at 9%. Rumors are flying that candidate John Kasich is considering a legal change of name to "Dem Nuts" in an attempt to appear to be just as Nuts as Deez.
Likewise a story has also spread that Bobby Jindahl is attempting to increase his chances